And they say the children are our future. As if the world wasn't in enough trouble already. If this video is any indication, I think it's safe to say we're screwed!

This is the funniest freak I have ever seen! linkage

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards....

I got a full house, and four people died.

The more i practice, the luckier i get.

Sex Dungeon "Master' Charged With Animal Cruelty

THONOTOSASSA, Fla. (AP) - A man who called himself "Master Troy" has been charged with operating a whips-and-chains sex dungeon in his home where customers could hire prostitutes and even a dog.

"People have all sorts of fantasies," Terry Lynn Thomas said after he was arrested in a raid Thursday. "That's one of the things I help them out with."

Thomas, 48, was charged with racketeering, prostitution and pornography offenses as well as animal cruelty.

The raid came after an undercover detective responded to a magazine advertisement about the dungeon in this rural Tampa suburb.

Three women were arrested along with Thomas on similar charges.

The raid also netted pornographic tapes Thomas allegedly had for rent. Investigators said some tapes involved exotic animals such as eels, anteaters and water buffalo.

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No lie....I laughed for like 10 minutes straight.

Check it out!

WARNING: Not Work Safe!

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day While they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly Jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the director of Nursing became aware of Edna's heroic act, she considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said,

"Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in his bathroom with the belt to his robe right after you saved him. I am sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.

How soon can I go home?

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